The Lonely Island-boombox
★ lrc 編輯 妙一法師
Imagine in you mind, a posh country club
The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland, sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in room, hold my boombox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind
Everything got out of control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old, white people dancing
Now picture, if you will, a bunch of businessmen
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table, there's some boiled goose
The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance
Yeah, that's what you think
I stride in the room, all young and hip
Hold up my boombox, and say "Listen to this"
Then, everyone started to move
People rejoice, instead of financing
Their preconceived notions were shattered
By the super old, white people dancing
The Big Apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down, while profits expand
The cops or the dealers; who's got the juice?
The street vendors pedaling their boiled goose
So many types of people, they'll never get along
Till I bust out my boombox and play this song
The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was the Rainbow Coalition of Dancing
Whoa, everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoa, I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse!
Everyday for lunch, they eat boiled goose!
So I grab my boombox, and hit the Turbo Bass
And what happens next, was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
The boombox could change the world
You gotta know your limits with the boombox
And this was a cautionary tale
THE BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOY!
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