The Lonely Island - incredibad
★ lrc 編輯 妙一法師
Now, let's take a trip down memory lane
Back in junior high school, where it all became
Where three bad little kids, raising hell in school
We were just 13, straight acting a fool
Every day after class, Keith's house was the spot
Making crank'n'prank calls, hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one in the same
Till one faithful afternoon, when everything changed
One day, playing punch, while up in Keith's room
The house started shaking, and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window, saw billowing smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
This isn't a joke
All the smoke and debris lead straight to the basement
So what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside and said
I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discreet
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
But we're just 13, man. What can we do?
Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw.
What?
On my home planet, we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed? Yo, I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin. We all are bet
I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes
Aww, what should we do?
Now it's spreading its thighs!
You'll be heroes on our planet
But why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me
Yo should we do it? Man I dunno know. Yo I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say I, I!
Ok, we're in. Cool
You should go first
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? Yeah, that's what I was thinking
Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking
We had a few drinks and started getting tipsy
We took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a Chinese Finger Trap
Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode. Yo son, me too
Three way climax! Best friends forever
What a pleasure to lost our virginities together! Yeah!
Andy Jorm Akiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other and didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
Mr. Alien, sir? For what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MC's on Earth!
Your wish is granted, and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad
End
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