Oh Men - The Moffatts

Oh men what are we like

Why can't we just stop gazing

Why must we always ogle

What makes them so amazing

Sometimes it's just a bosom

Sometimes it's just a wiggle

Sometimes it's just the rump

Or just the jeans or just the jiggle

Be they schoolgirl be they teacher

Be they housewife be they hussy

Be they scholar be they halfwit

Face it boys we're just not fussy

Now I don't think we're all the same

But I think there's few exceptions

Yes we all love to lech

We're all slaves to our erections

And they say we don't grow up

That we all just need our mothers

And they've maybe got a point

But listen to me brothers:

We can claim it's just our nature

We can swear it's just our way

But that's a modern myth

It's just the easy thing to say

Because Mother Nature says that women

Should find the fittest donor

Yes they should sleep around

And Man should be the loner

And women once were worshipped

Until Christians crashed the scene

And said 'Your place is in the home

And your pleasure is obscene

So don't mistake your woman

For your plaything or your prey

Because she'll probably outshine you

In almost every way

Yes you can do your cleaning

And you can do your cooking:

Give the ladies some respect

But there's still no harm in looking

My love what am I like

You should be all I need

I'm yours until I die

I'm in love with you indeed

We don't see eye to eye

Not every day is sunny

I'm fact tain sure you hear this

And you'll think it's pretty funny

So to ask a stupid question

Could I love you more Not much

And even though I'm looking

I swear I could never touch

My heart and hands are yours

Just let me keep my eyes

And I'll rip them out myself

Should infidelity arise

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